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B8UCA Presents: Tuesday Night RUIN! Ft. Champion Unveiling Ceremony, NEW KING!
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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN THE NEXT POST) REGULAR RULES: 1. No rallying/cheating/alts/etc 2. Matches last 24 hours 3. User with the most votes wins. 4. In any multi-person match, ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON. 5. You may not change or delete and repost your vote! 6. Have fun! 7. YOU CAN VOTE FOR YOURSELF! 8. Newcomers are welcome! 9. “Abstain” is binding! If you want to vote later, don’t list anything or say you’re waiting. Current main topic: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/69301105 UCA Master File: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1# MAIN EVENT www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPf57u3IIBI Championship Unveiling Ceremony: Starring NEW B8UCA Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of the World, Rad Link 5 Rad Link has something to say, and from what I’ve heard it will shock UCA to its very core. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YznZ7Uc8n4Y The new King: King Solioxrz362 vs. Boko Solio is the king! Congratulations! He celebrates by facing the UCA’s first ever king, Boko, in the main event! Undercard Potential tag build?: B8UCA Tag-Team Champion Regaro_Ukiera vs. JONALEON1 Reg faces JONA with a view to a potential tag-team title shot for team Chronos down the line! The shunned Shad: Shaduln vs. Stevie3V Shaduln was, in my opinion, one of the unluckiest in this year’s tournament, up there with Reg. He has strength but was unfortunate to lose in Round 1. He faces the defeated finalist Stevie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyMqrM8vjq8 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9INnbMruTQw Admins past and present: B8UCA LW Champion Tom Bombadil and NEW B8UCA Intermediate Champion Dr_Football vs. Apollo_Phoenix and mcflubbin Winners and losers in title matches last night join forces. DFF and Tom, two of our three most recent admins…and I’m the only one without a belt! What a shame. Heh heh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTvJwvuWxoQ THE NEW JESTER: NEW Jester StifledSilence vs. Maniac64 The new jester, who lost narrowly to Boko last night, faces Boko’s teammate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wExj-RKnfV4 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcRMVuPJhsM The something of something: TheKnightOfNee vs. TheSultanOfSlam (w/ eaedwards) Will it be the man who fails from “Nee” or the man who rules over the land of “slam” that takes victory here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvhyt6BtpL8 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YznZ7Uc8n4Y – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZanAjmeaEE MULTI-MAN MELEE: B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion DpOblivion vs. LusterSoldier vs. GTM vs. Sir Cobain DP is almost the longest-reigning MELEE MAYHEM Champion, and I have the power to pick his next opponent after winning the KotB bracket challenge (because I know the dynamics of UCA better than anyone else). Could one of the guys in this match impress me? Non-title match, obviously. --- XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism. Raytan did pretty well. |
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN VOTE FORM Solio vs. Boko Reg vs. JONA Shad vs. Stevie Tom/Football vs. Apollo/flubbin Stifled vs. Maniac Nee vs. Sultan DP vs. Luster vs. GTM vs. Cobain --- XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism. Raytan did pretty well. |
solio jona shad tomball maniac sultan gtm --- Boko United- GREAT THUNDERING MANGO hail raytan! he did well in some contest |
Solio JONA Shad Apolloflubbin stifled Sultan DP --- http://i.imgur.com/bQxCpLh.png His life his rules there is no stopping The Big Guy. http://anilist.co/animelist/2696/eddv |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D7Qq16N7WA *SoD appears amidst the fog, seated upon a judge’s stand.* Solio Reg Stevie Apollo/flubbin Stifled Sultan DP We kept our word to stay away, until the time we could exact judgment; judgment on misguided idiots. One such man is Eaedwards. For a man who swathes himself in pride, he has a multitude of crimes to answer to. Allow us to prosecute you. In our last encounter, Eaed spent the last hours of life begging…pleading for anyone to stop us. You are far below the “Shining Force” you expect us to believe. You mock our presentation, grovel at anyone within earshot for help, and think you’re a hero? Your own brother and most of UCA have abandoned you. All for one reason: You cannot defeat the Darkness yourself. We challenge you one last time, at Summer Spectacular. If you bump the topic once, plead for your life, or “sacrifice yourself for the greater good,” you will lose whatever empty dignity you still claim to have. Who is the real Eaedwards: saint or sinner? We will wait for your feeble response: ready to “object” to whatever shallow excuses you come up with. Darkness Never Dies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D7Qq16N7WA --- Darkness Never Dies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D7Qq16N7WA |
Boko Reg Shad Tom/Football Maniac Nee Luster --- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.png Congrats to Raytan, the CB9 Guru Winner |
Solio Reg Stevie Tom/Football Maniac Nee DP --- Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare; The lone and level sands stretch far away. |
Hello, Kingdom of UCA! I am proud to be your new king, and I hope I can make everyone proud in this role. Actually, I know I can. Because I. LOVE. THIS. BUSINESS. More than your champion, who just flickers the lights every now and then. Almost as much as the admins (those guys are deep in it though). Only a king who loves his kingdom is fit to become royalty, right? Solio Reg Shad (at least he still has some respect!) Apollo/flubbin Maniac Nee GTM --- "Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito" Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them. |
Solio: what ShoeofDarkness sees himself as, and yet is totally incapable of becoming. Good work kid, I have a special little prize lined up for you on Eruption. A chance to prove you deserve your crown! --- http://i.imgur.com/bQxCpLh.png His life his rules there is no stopping The Big Guy. http://anilist.co/animelist/2696/eddv |
Solio Reg Stevie Apollo/flubbin Stifled Sultan DP I still have to give you credit for beating me, Solio. I get my position amongst most of you is a little... hairy right now (awful, I know), but it'll get better. UCA loves me, I hold (held?) a record here for Pete's sake. Don't worry, s'all good. We'll talk title shots later. You're all wonderful. (Struts off stage) --- Watch me play games and stuff! www.twitch.tv/theeveryman Proud member of the best Beard Rock band, Chairmen of the Beard! |
[The lights in the arena go out.] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPf57u3IIBI Hi, everyone! Welcome to the “championship unveiling ceremony”! This is where I, the man you know as Rad Link 5, show my true colours, my true nature. I will reveal what my motives were for taking the UCA Undisputed Championship from Maniac last night. There are a number of worrying trends I have noticed since I “returned” to UCA. I have noticed disrespect from newer users, who do not seem to understand or know their place in the company. I have noticed a general decline in quality. And I have noticed a distinct lack of…honesty. So that’s what I’m here to bring back. I’m here to bring back honesty. I’m here to be honest. I, Rad Link 5, will now reveal everything. Do not adjust your set. --- Ace Detective for Hire I assure you, my dear, all Ace Detectives are perfect gentlemen! |
AW HELL NO! --- http://i.imgur.com/bQxCpLh.png His life his rules there is no stopping The Big Guy. http://anilist.co/animelist/2696/eddv |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETuGstscYe8#t=3s *tears off Rad Link 5 mask* THAT’S RIGHT! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, YOU ABJECT IDIOTS! I WAS RAD LINK 5! Rad Link never returned at all! He hates board 8! I convinced him to give me his account, since he doesn’t use it anyway, and then used it to subtly manipulate every single one of you! I played on your desire to see RL5’s antics and studied his behaviour and past posts in order to seamlessly imitate his style, and you all fell for it like the moronic trash you are. I even deliberately “slipped up” a couple of times, making XIII’s posts while logged in as RL5, but you still didn’t figure it out! You honestly thought I would retire from active competition? No! I always, always have a plan, and when I am wronged I always get revenge. So I set events in motion to take back what was truly mine. Not just control of UCA, but control of the Undisputed Championship. But then something completely outside of my control happened that made this even sweeter. Strife2 took the Undisputed Championship in what was, at that point, the cheapest possible way. I used that opportunity to convene the farcical “UCA council”, gauging opinions of top UCA competitors. UCA’s veterans, its most “important” users, did exactly as I thought they would: they voted against both firing him and redacting his title victory - with a huge majority. Thanks for that, idiots, because that decision now paralyzes you. You can have no complaints about how I took the title. My title victory will stand and I will remain in employment as your unimpeachable god by the standards you yourselves laid down! Did you really think your opinions meant a damn thing? My plan continued. And my manipulation knew no bounds. Once I handed “Rad Link 5” the title match I ensured victory without even needing to rally, again playing on people’s desire to see Rad Link 5 manufacture fun stuff for himself. You would never have trusted me, but you trusted RL5. I sent private messages to Strife, eaedwards, Wizards, Apollo, King Korayashi and others asking if they wanted to be a part of a stable, but that was never my intention. Why would I create a stable with those losers? I used them. I used you. I used Dr_Football, too. I suggested that the outgoing King should be made the special enforcer in the title match, all while knowing where Kora’s vote would go, and he cooperated! This means that decision was far from autonomous. Denizens like eddv and Stifled throw around “rallying” accusations but I didn’t rally a single vote. All I did was manipulate your existing desires and you guys did the rest. I used every single one of you to ensure victory, to ensure you would hand RL5 the championship, and thus to ensure you would hand me the championship. So that’s the how. Now for the why. Because that’s what you’re asking, isn’t it? “Why, XIII, why?” The answer, really, is simple. Hatred. --- XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism. Raytan did pretty well. |
I hate you all. I hate every single participant in UCA. I hate you all with every fibre of my magnificent being. I hate that I gave you everything and it was thrown back in my face. I hate that certain users posted private correspondence when I only wanted to make things better for everyone. I hate that when Nick “took over” the company you actually lended his absurd and unsustainable stipulations credence rather than revolting against them as you should have, showing poor foresight and understanding of my teaching. I hate that Whiskey on the Rocks, my greatest creation, is looked down upon with bitter disdain rather than the reverence it demands. You give me the bare minimum amount of respect - just enough for you to recognise what I have done, but no more. At Epopmania you gave me a key win over eddv, but I presented that as vital to my future in charge. You panicked, and - only because you had to - you gave me the victory. So thanks for the token victory, voting for my objectively correct philosophies over eddv’s. It “means a lot”. But when it came to actually rewarding me personally for my efforts, you disrespected me. You voted for eaed to retain the title at Pandemonium, and then rubbed salt in the wound by sullying the reputation of this great title by making Stifled and Sultan the champion in my stead. The little hissy fit I threw when I “left” at Lethal Lottery and declared that all of you sucked was accurate. I’d had enough. But instead of getting mad, I got even. So I enacted my plan. I am now the Undisputed UCA Heavyweight Champion of the World, and there isn’t a damn thing any of you worthless sons of b****es can do about it. Every single day I hold this championship I punish you, the denizens of UCA that I hate. And at Summer Spectacular, you will show me the necessary respect. I will crush Solio, one of the new generation, and the one I despise the most of all. And then…I think I will simply never defend the championship. I will hold and keep the thing you covet the most until I decide that you have served an adequate sentence. Have a good evening, users of UCA. As RL5, I always said “I love this business”, but no longer. Love has been replaced. Welcome to the era of hate. --- XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism. Raytan did pretty well. |
It doesn't paralyze me! I had the guts to vote to strike him down! Dammit am I the only one who still gives a damn about the rules anymore! I had the guts. It was me! I was still the one voice in the wilderness standing up to all of the tyranny. Damnit XIII you betrayed me. I thought we had a good thing going as the booking tea! Wait a minute. I voted your way. ...And you rewarded me with my coveted GM-ship of my Eruption. Well-played sir. I can see that you mean this era of hate for look and see that I, your most hated enemy, have emerged as your most steadfast and reliable supporter! I will support you by... staying out of your way this time. I have my own little fiefdom to deal with an insufferable rat who betrays my best friend and then has the nerve to call me names. No sir... you can have this one. --- http://i.imgur.com/bQxCpLh.png His life his rules there is no stopping The Big Guy. http://anilist.co/animelist/2696/eddv |
DAMN YOU XIII I'll fight tooth and nail and ..... *checks past results* *won IM contendership on RUIN* I echo Eddv's sentiments, NOT THAT I CAN BE BOUGHT OFF EASILY, but I have my own things to deal with first --- Dr voltchball - best in the world. raytan is awesome |
Oh my god... --- "Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito" Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them. |
Hay guys wats goin on in this topix --- Ace Detective for Hire I assure you, my dear, all Ace Detectives are perfect gentlemen! |
XIII I hate you I hate you so much I want your belt and I'm going to be the one to take it from you no matter what I have to do --- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.png Congrats to Raytan, the CB9 Guru Winner |
Solio JONA Shad Tom/Football Maniac Sultan DP --- What is any ocean but a multitude of drops? |
Soliooo Reg Shad Tom Football Maniac Sultan GTM This all feels kind of stupid. I don't want to face SoD. I helped Maniac defeat him and therefore the light one and then XIII did something stupid to become super ego XIII.... again. So I am gonna take a break from serious posts for awhile. You guys just are too stupid. --- http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/9339/7vke.jpg |
One down. --- XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism. Raytan did pretty well. |
XIII, what you did is Strife bad. Not quite as bad but still too annoying. --- Cheer, Cheer for Old Notre Dame! GO VOTE FOR UCA! ~Join B8 on TEW!~ http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/9339/7vke.jpg |
Yes. Bring the hate. --- XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism. Raytan did pretty well. |
eaedwards6400 posted... XIII, what you did is Strife bad. Not quite as bad but still too annoying. Other people can complain. You cannot. You had pity on strife and for that the whole company will now pay the iron price. --- http://i.imgur.com/bQxCpLh.png His life his rules there is no stopping The Big Guy. http://anilist.co/animelist/2696/eddv |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFWI2sDZMJ4 Who I'm directing this at is up to your imaginations. --- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.png Congrats to Raytan, the CB9 Guru Winner |
Solio Reg Shad Apollo/flubbin This chaos is greater than I ever could of imagined..Do you like it, Maniac? Sultan If DP wins this does DP vs. Brian Lee DP happen? Solioxrz362 posted... Actually, I know I can. Because I. LOVE. THIS. BUSINESS. More than your champion, who just flickers the lights every now and then. Almost as much as the admins (those guys are deep in it though). Only a king who loves his kingdom is fit to become royalty, right? Awkward. >_> --- Board 8's Greatest Beard Band - Chairmen of the Beard http://www.youtube.com/BeardAwesome |
Awkward indeed. I'm at a loss for words. --- "Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito" Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them. |
So you complain about Strife and make him feel like **** so you can turn around to do the same thing. Story line wise, its a cool shock and whatever, and it was clever to manipulate people with the stable thing (I'll admit I fell for it), but the fact you bullied Strife to do it is kind of disgusting. I quit, congrats Football Like, I was okay with it before because he had done a scummy thing and I thought it was about you taking this place seriously, but knowing it was all for a self-indulgent plan sits badly with me --- Meh |
XIII: waaaah waaaaah waaaah the male menopause hurts so bad waaaaah *jingles the jester hat bells to the delight of the crowd as I enter the ring* There is nothing less becoming of a washed up old fossil than whining like a little girl. But I don't think I have to tell you that. You already know. You're in desperation mode now. You see, XIII, you have made sure to mention on multiple occasions how you think my UCA Championship win was somehow a degradation to the belt. In truth, all you are is jealous. In six months I won nearly every title in this company, including the big one. Not even you did that. You even had a celebration of your 1000 days in the company. All it showed is how pathetically long it took you to reach the top. It must burn you to see folks like me, Sultan, and Strife reach out and grab glory so quickly. You're so washed up you imitated someone even less relevant than you on a "comeback streak" to get the belt back. You knew the UCA participants were dumb enough to vote for that lame "precious" shtick so you didn't have to try very hard. I beat the whole company to win my title. You wore a mask and quoted Lord of the Rings. And I'm the shame to the belt? It's depressing you're now a bigger joke than the guy wearing the jester hat. *jingles the bells again* You're a joke, XIII. Your fellow corrupt admins are a joke. UCA has become a joke. But don't you worry. This fool will fix it. *laughs and saunters out of the ring* --- Save My Disney Character - Bear Bros, AKA: Lotso Pooh on my Liver Lips |
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Stifled kinda winning me over with that promo, best jester since Maniac Also, just saying, not sure what you expect to do once Solio destroys you at Summer Spectacular, this is a really short-term story. You can't expect to win, unless you're also Solio, which isn't even implausible at this point. This really is stupid. In fact, Solio being the antithesis of you, becoming Eruption GM so quickly, constantly arguing with Strife...LOL, are you XIII in one of his "super genius master plans?" Oh well, the current Raw segment is making me happy. --- Meh |
A mere fool thinks he can upend the hatred? I mean, I hate the admins more than anybody here, as Tom Bombail might be willing to attest. But to think that you can do anything about it is laughable! --- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.png Congrats to Raytan, the CB9 Guru Winner |
But then again laughable is what the jester does I can't hate that **** --- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.png Congrats to Raytan, the CB9 Guru Winner |
Apollo, could XIII bust out a rhyme? A rhyme with such skill, in such little time? Screwing himself over by crossing the line? This account, this power, it's only mine I call my kingdom, not yours Sure you may run it You can post all the shows But you sure as hell don't love it Call me a royal f*** up One of your least favorites I wouldn't be king If I were caught up in the hatrix So I'll show you how I feel Not trying to be a hater But I'll GHOST TRAIL you soon and kick your ass later. --- "Tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito" Yield not to misfortunes, but advance all the more boldly against them. |
^5 to Apollo. --- Support eaed! Support the EPop! |
StifledSilence posted... XIII: waaaah waaaaah waaaah the male menopause hurts so bad waaaaah An idea just popped into my head. If you want to see corruption I can certainly meet your expectations. I was just going to stay out of his way, but now oh ho ho ho. I have a splendid idea. Tune into Eruption. You can thank Stifled, along with the inept board for failing to take action back when this could have been prevented. Chief among them that spineless whelp of a pauper, Korayashi. --- http://i.imgur.com/bQxCpLh.png His life his rules there is no stopping The Big Guy. http://anilist.co/animelist/2696/eddv |
*hands eddv a jack in the box. He plays the happy little tune until the surprise pops out of the box. A brick!* Silly eddv. Ushering in the darkness with your stupidity. Taking bribes from XIII. Get off your high horse. Obi Wan already has the high ground.on a high horse! *dances away from eddv* We need a medic! --- Save My Disney Character - Bear Bros, AKA: Lotso Pooh on my Liver Lips |
*Holds hand over gushing bloody nose* Hahahahaha Seriously tune into Eruptiuon, youre gonna love it. --- http://i.imgur.com/bQxCpLh.png His life his rules there is no stopping The Big Guy. http://anilist.co/animelist/2696/eddv |
so XIII is now the big villain if only there were a pair of superheroes who could save the UCA from destruction --- Boko United- GREAT THUNDERING MANGO hail raytan! he did well in some contest |
sorry I'm too busy embracing the HATE to actually want to do that at the moment --- http://img.imgcake.com/RegaroUlquiorrapngse.png Congrats to Raytan, the CB9 Guru Winner |
Solio Reg Stevie Apollo/flubbin Maniac Sultan GTM --- When I steal the show, YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO THE SULTAN |
GTM posted... so XIII is now the big villain Have no fear the Sultan is here *gives an ultimate high high five to his tag partner GTM* --- When I steal the show, YOU WILL BOW DOWN TO THE SULTAN |
Oh right, matches. Silly me. Solio JONA Shad Apollo/flubbin Stifled Nee Luster --- Save My Disney Character - Bear Bros, AKA: Lotso Pooh on my Liver Lips |
*ultimate high high fives back* --- Boko United- GREAT THUNDERING MANGO hail raytan! he did well in some contest |
GTM posted... *ultimate high high fives back* Talkb aboutb a good friendship. Maniac and eddv might be inb trouble. --- Eaed - Future Survivor Contestant. |
Solio JONA Stevie Tom/Football Stifled Nee Luster --- Luster Soldier --- ~Shield Bearer~ | ~Data Analyst~ Popular at school, but not as cool as raytan7585, Guru Champ! |
Boko JONA Stevie Tom/DFF Maniac Sultan Luster --- XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism. Raytan did pretty well. |
Well as a member of Boko United I can hardly cry foul at the use of wrestler masks. Dante and Boko set the standard for wrestling in masks of each others faces and it still counting. And Kora is right that is a good amount of chaos. And now my manager is advising to stand aside. However I cannot do that. For CHAOS is no good if its not FUN. And sitting on the title without defending? That's no fun. So as the former champ and the UCA Director of Fun I feel it is my duty to stand with those who wish to see the title restored to someone who will defend it with pride. With love of the UCA. And with a desire to keep this company fun. Looks like my other plans will have to wait a bit longer. A Jester and a couple SuperHeroes? Yeah...this seems like a group I can fight with. --- Maniac64 at work ~Boko United~ |
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